Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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