My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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