i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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