READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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