quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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