I'm sorry my penis didn't work
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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