it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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