i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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