Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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