everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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