i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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