I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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