All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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