Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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