it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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