I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
The air was thick with penises
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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