Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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