Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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