her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
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I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Let the clothes fall where they may.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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