I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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