uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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