no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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