I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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