And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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