i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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