he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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