he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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