he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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