is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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