But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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