All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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