Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
