I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
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Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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