do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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