I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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