I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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