its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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