I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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