We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
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...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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