he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
don't judge my taste in strippers
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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