So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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