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Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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