i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site