: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just gargled with NyQuil
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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