i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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