ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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