he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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