Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you didnt know i had herpes?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
being pregnant is like rehab
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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