Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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