Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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