Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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