This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
