i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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