do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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