Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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